- Why did the cookie go to the doctor? He felt crummy.
- Why did the boy throw his watch out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
- Why did the Turtle cross the road? It was the Chicken's day off.
- What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, it just waved.
- How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
I can't wait to tell these jokes to the boys over breakfast tomorrow! Nothing like a good laugh first thing in the morning!
ReplyDeleteI love it but please do some knock knock jokes too- my house is getting old with the knock knock jokes
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