Monday, March 7, 2011

Jokes!

In the spirit of Purim here are a few good preschool jokes! The children had a few laughs!
  • Why did the cookie go to the doctor? He felt crummy.
  • Why did the boy throw his watch out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
  • Why did the Turtle cross the road? It was the Chicken's day off.
  • What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, it just waved.
  • How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.

2 comments:

  1. I can't wait to tell these jokes to the boys over breakfast tomorrow! Nothing like a good laugh first thing in the morning!

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  2. I love it but please do some knock knock jokes too- my house is getting old with the knock knock jokes

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